Reasons to Attend Voices for Change!
1. You never thought Denmark could produce anything you would enjoy
2. You get to use the word “Outlandish” in a sentence without people hating you.
3. Let’s be serious, you’ve got nothing better to do.
4. The Lakers are gonna beat the Celtics in 5 games anyway. Even if the Celtics manage to win, nothing will bring Michael Jordan back.
5. One of the guys is Columbian. Columbians, by definition, are awesome.
6. Come on dude, you still listen to Backstreet Boys. It’s about time you listened to something fresh.
7. I’m thinking of inviting Samuel L. Jackson for the sequel. VFC Part 2. It’s time for an even newer tone. This time with more bass!
8. This is as good a place as any to have your sister or brother scout for potential spouses.
9. If you don’t you’re directly contributing to the failure of the Islamic movement. Just kidding, (but not really!)
10. Every time someone turns the invitation to the concert down, a kitty cat dies.
11. Your parents would be so proud of you.
12. One of the only concerts you can go to where everyone WON’T be high.
13. Because Santa Clause isn’t real.
14. Patrick Swayze agrees with the idea. Who knows? He JUST MIGHT BE THERE!
15. You can get platters afterwards (AKA chicken guy, AKA halali’s paradise, AKA reason for 99% of Pakistani Americans who live in the Tri-State area’s collective existence)
16. You’re tired of watching your “Dangerous Minds” DVD and besides, the film hasn’t aged well.
17. You’re REALLY going to watch “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”? Really? No, I’m not judging you, it’s just….wow.
18. If you don’t go, then the terrorists win!
This is really funny
My favorite: 9. If you don’t you’re directly contributing to the failure of the Islamic movement. Just kidding, (but not really!)
Lenny isnt columbian. Hes of honduran/cuban heritage
Hummmmmmmm this marketing approach somehow seems familiar – Oh – yeah! That’s what Sharaf at CAIR-LA did – of course HE only had seven reasons. : – )